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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

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cosmoskiller:

this is why i keep all my nudes on Google Drive

tryalittlebaidu:

The real victims of today’s hacking games are undoubtedly all those poor webcam models sitting in their abandoned chat rooms wondering why no one is watching them clean the house naked right now

kanayafussyfangs:

JUST A REMINDER THAT THESE ARE THE PHOTOS OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE THAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE

AND TO ANYONE SPREADING HER NUDES LIKE ITS OKAY AND FUNNY

THIS IS FOR YOU

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

(Source: teejayguanabana, via always-avenging-in-budapest)

earlgreytea68:

mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

SO MUCH WITH THE GROCERY SHOPPING. 

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

thefourdisneyseasons:

The Four Seasons

CGI Princesses + Princesses of Color

Praise this post

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