#can we talk about how fucking cute these two are though #like sam wilson got up and went for a run this morning #came home to enjoy some juice straight from the bottle #and two pretty kitties show up on his doorstep #mewing softly #kinda dirty and so very tired and alone #and ofc he scooped them up and got them washed and fed #so now he has two kitties #one is a badass russian spy #the other is a pumped up dorito (via pastelfalcon)
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
remember when elsa was fighting off the two guys in her palace
then hans came
then one of the two guys was about to kill elsa by shooting the arrow
then hans prETEND, PRETEND to stop the guy and shot the arrow at the chandelier
"Turbo only took over Sugar Rush because he cared about the racers!"
"Did you see the sympathetic look on Hans’ face when he told Elsa that Anna was dead? He cared about them from the start!"
"Gothel actually loved Rapunzel!"
common phrases used by racists
- "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
- "zayn malik is not that attractive"