A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
- Chris Evans’ red belt appreciation post -
"I’m a big fan of belts. You need a good one. They add a nice accent to your look. It’s a solid statement."
"My mother sang the Kenny Loggins song — was it ‘Pooh Corner’ or..? Christopher Robin and I walked along, under branches lit up by the moon”
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler